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    May 15

    狂儒汤生 - 修正版 (下)

    adai最新作品修正版!
    纪念一代国学宗师辜鸿铭



    06. 6. 晚清有一种说法众人皆知:洋人孰贵孰贱,一到中国就可判别,贵种的洋人在中国多年,身材不会走形变样,贱种的洋人则贪图便宜,大快朵颐,不用多久,就会脑满肠肥。汤生借题发挥,用这个说法痛骂袁世凯:"余谓袁世凯甲午以前,本乡曲一穷措无赖也,未几暴发富贵,身至北洋大臣,于是营造洋楼,广置姬妾,及解职乡居,又复购甲第,置园囿。穷奢极欲,擅人生之乐事。与西人之贱种到中国放量咀嚼者无少异。
    此种景象,何不见于今日上海滩老戏新唱?


    07. 1920年,"辫帅"张勋67岁生日时, 汤生特意为他挥毫赠送一副寿联,上书14个字:
    荷尽已无擎雨盖  菊残犹有傲霜枝
    这本是苏东坡送给好友刘景文的诗句。期望他不要懈怠失望,要珍惜剩下的好时光。可到了汤生这里,却有了自我安慰和洋洋自得的无穷妙趣。张勋与汤生都是民国时期坚持蓄辫子的死硬派,张勋对此寿联当然是一看便晓,心领神会,而一般人却未必尽解其意。
    汤生出于对中华文化热爱,致力于维护封建时代各种元素,更显其人与众不同。


    08. 汤生很主张男人要娶小老婆,认为这是社会稳定的基础.他说男人是茶壶,女人是茶杯,一个茶壶肯定要配几个茶杯,总不能一个茶杯配几个茶壶。
    汤生此言明显是为了男人的面子,同时也是借题发挥,用作维护东方传统文化。


    09. 美国的妇运份子特地跑到上海跟汤生争论这个问题,最后汤生问她:"亲爱的女士,请问你们家车子有几个轮子?""有四个...""用一个打气筒灌气,还是用四个打气筒灌气?""当然是用一个!""娶小老婆就是这个道理!"
    妙语连珠,让人目瞪口呆,汤生之机智如果用在商场上,绝对是金牌业务人员 。


    10. 汤生在北京大学任教,梳着小辫走进课堂,学生们一片哄堂大笑,汤生平静地说:"我头上的辫子是有形的,你们心中的辫子却是无形的。"闻听此言,狂傲的北大学生一片静默。
    当时之中国社会最大弊病,就是只顾学习西方皮毛,而忽略西探讨方世界先进原因,汤生刚好相反,他博览群书,遍游各国,精通东西方文化,虽装束上坚持传统,但思想上却已超越很多人,站在世界之颠。


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